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Season 3
"It is the crest of the Linvress" -- Teal'c
"Which is what? Or who?" -- O'Neill
"A rival league of lesser Go'auld who challenge the system lords" -- Teal'c
"A minor league?" -- O'Neill
"Yes, there are nine" -- Teal'c
"Five, six, seven, eight, nine. Found them" -- Carter
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"Au Revoir, mon general" -- O'Neill
"I am unfamiliar with that term O'Neill" -- Teal'c
"Au Revoir, it's French, it means ciao. Ciao, it means adios, auf wiedersehen, sayonara, which all very loosely translated means *go through stargate*��.. goodbye??" -- O'Neill
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"Well, maybe what I don't believe is that I can light a candle with my mind. You see, I find it a lot easier to use a lighter or a match. It's much more practical...." -- Daniel
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"We didn't come here to learn parlor tricks." -- O'Neill
"Jack...." -- Daniel
"Is the boy here or not?" -- O'Neill
"I think so...." -- Daniel
"Because every minute we stay here, we're risking our lives." -- O'Neill
"I know that...." -- Daniel
"So please understand I'm on the verge of ordering a complete search of this place, with or without his co-operation." -- O'Neill
"You can't do that...." -- Daniel
"You're confused, Daniel, I can. So far I haven't." -- O'Neill
"I am gaining his trust...." -- Daniel
"And how long is something like that going to take?" -- O'Neill
"Jack, you don't understand...." -- Daniel
"I think I do." -- O'Neill
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