BAT OUT OF HELL
Jolinar's Memories
The Devil You Know
Foothold
Pretense
Urgo
A Hundred Days
Shades of Grey
New Ground
Maternal Instinct
Crystal Skull
Nemesis
Jolinar's Memories
"You said "Hell," right?" -- Daniel
"Well, I'm going to end up there sooner or later. Might as well check out the neighborhood, huh?" -- O'Neill
"Now, see, that puts me in a postion to be surprised." -- O'Neill
"Well, at least it's a dry heat." -- O'Neill
"The smells keep getting better and better, don't they?" -- O'Neill
"Are you crazy?" -- Jacob
"Apparently." -- O'Neill
The Devil You Know
"Your mate, Amaunet, is dead. Sorry to ruin your day. No, actually, I'm wrong about that. I'm not sorry." -- Daniel
"And then they gave me something that reminded me of the '70s." -- O'Neill
"Daniel? I'm going to pass out again..." -- O'Neill
"I know I don't always sound like I believe you, but I do believe in you." -- O'Neill
"Ice tea, air conditioning... water..." -- O'Neill
"I hear Alaska's cold this time of year." -- Jacob
Foothold
"Just rain. Much rain. Wind, lightning, hail, did I mention the rain, Sir?" -- O'Neill
"How's a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ears?" -- O'Neill
"Listen, really jam it in this time, okay?" -- O'Neill
"Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week! Why couldn't you have just taken one day off?!" -- Carter
"I have come for the bald prisoner." -- O'Neill
Pretense
"Ours is bigger." -- O'Neill
"Is that a money-back-if-you're-not-completely-alive guarantee?" -- O'Neill
Urgo
"Mmm. mineral survey, my favorite." -- Colonel O'Neill
"Colonel?" -- General Hammond
"I know. It's all fun and games until someone breaks a nail." -- Colonel O'Neill
"Au Revoir, mon general" -- O'Neill
"I am unfamiliar with that term O'Neill" -- Teal'c
"Au Revoir, it's French, it means ciao. Ciao, it means adios, auf wiedersehen, sayonara, which all very loosely translated means *go through stargate*��.. goodbye??" -- O'Neill
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"Appearances may be deceiving." -- Teal'c
"One man's ceiling is another man's floor." -- O'Neill
"A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell." -- Daniel
"Never run with scissors?" -- O'Neill
"Apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger." -- O'Neill
"Are we entirely sure that the members of SG-1 are... what's the word?" -- Hammond
"Sane?" -- Fraiser
"That's the one." -- Hammond
"Wait, I can be dull! Want me to be dull? What a nice shade of gray. How about some white bread with mayonnaise? Wanna watch golf on television?" -- Urgo
"Will you flip the switch??" -- O'Neill
"Okay... if you call that singing..." -- O'Neill
"Hey, my software doesn't make me sing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat'!" -- O'Neill
"I want to live! I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie!" -- Urgo
"Who doesn't?" -- O'Neill
"How about a hug?" -- Urgo
"Don't push it." -- O'Neill
A Hundred Days
"Cool. Colonel Jack says that." -- Garan
"Yes, he does..." -- Daniel
"My mother taught me to be wary of men wishing to be closer friends." -- Laira
"Teal'c! You are one stubborn son of a bitch!!" -- O'Neill
Shades of Grey
"We should never have saved their technologically superior butts!!" -- O'Neill
"They like me." -- O'Neill
"We drew straws. I lost." -- Daniel
New Ground
"Okay, that's a needle." -- O'Neill
"I have no friends, in the woods or otherwise." -- O'Neill
"You know that 'we come in peace' business? Bite me." -- O'Neill
Maternal Instinct
"Son of a bitch!! Somebody's gotta teach that guy how to die!" -- O'Neill
"You know me, I'm a huge fan of subtlety, but that's downright encrypted." -- O'Neill
"Jack, he's speaking in the Zen cones. Whatever theology he follows may be an original basis for Buddhism on Earth." -- Daniel
"Well, that's very nice. I'll be sure to call the Dalai Lama when I get back home. But for now, how 'bout why we came here?" -- O'Neill
"Well, maybe what I don't believe is that I can light a candle with my mind. You see, I find it a lot easier to use a lighter or a match. It's much more practical...." -- Daniel
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"I am not yet ready to give up. I feel alive, Teal'c. Like a man...of eighty. We still have false gods to slay." -- Bra'tac
"We didn't come here to learn parlor tricks." -- O'Neill
"Jack...." -- Daniel
"Is the boy here or not?" -- O'Neill
"I think so...." -- Daniel
"Because every minute we stay here, we're risking our lives." -- O'Neill
"I know that...." -- Daniel
"So please understand I'm on the verge of ordering a complete search of this place, with or without his co-operation." -- O'Neill
"You can't do that...." -- Daniel
"You're confused, Daniel, I can. So far I haven't." -- O'Neill
"I am gaining his trust...." -- Daniel
"And how long is something like that going to take?" -- O'Neill
"Jack, you don't understand...." -- Daniel
"I think I do." -- O'Neill
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"Here no bull can hide." -- Monk
"Oh, I don't know about that..." -- O'Neill
"Whoa, slow down there, Grasshopper." -- O'Neill
"The Monk is just someone who has sort of taken up a curatorship." -- Jackson
"Kind of a janitor?" -- O'Neill
"More of a guide." -- Jackson
"An usher?" -- O'Neill
"It doesn't matter." -- Jackson
"And if we happen to make it out of this in one piece, remind me to harm Daniel severely." -- O'Neill
"Daniel?" -- O'Neill
"Yes?" -- Daniel
"Shoes." -- O'Neill
"Drop your weapons!" -- Daniel
"You heard him!" -- O'Neill
"I was talking to you, Jack." -- Daniel
"Wh...what?" -- O'Neill
Crystal Skull
"Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean, something like 500 million billion just passed through you." -- Carter
"No matter how dense?" -- O'Neill
"Hey, if you had been listening, you'd know that Nintendos pass through everything." -- O'Neill
"Napoleonic power-monger." -- O'Neill
"Dr. Fraiser believes you are not strong enough to undertake such a mission." -- Teal'c
"Yeah, whatever..." *falls down* -- O'Neill
"Dr. Fraiser is usually correct in such matters." -- Teal'c
"Thank you." -- O'Neill
"You are welcome, O'Neill." -- Teal'c
"Whatever happened to working through the night?? I'd do it for you..." -- Jackson
"No no no no no Nick! Nick, I'm real! I'm real! You're not hallucinating!" -- Jackson
"Hallucinations always say that." -- Nicholas Ballard
"Daniel is here. Standing right beside me." -- Nicholas Ballard
"He's lost a few pounds." -- O'Neill
"Jack, don't be an ass." -- Jackson
Nemesis
"Did you get your hair cut?" -- Jackson
"Yeah. Why?" -- O'Neill
"No reason." -- Jackson
"Land of sky blue waters... loofas... 'ya sure you betcha snookums'... mosquitoes... home of the loon..." -- O'Neill
"I'll try to define "reasonable" to the Pentagon." -- Major Davis
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