SCOOBY DOO
The Tok'ra Part 2
Spirits
Touchstone
The Fifth Race
Matter of Time
Holiday
The Serpent's Song
One False Step
Show and Tell
1969
Out of Mind
The Tok'ra Part 2
"Is this another one of your strange jokes, O'Neill?" -- Teal'c
Well, General, if these were your every day, run of the mill, greasy-assed Goa'uld, they would have made us their host already." -- O'Neill
"Chel Nak!" -- Teal'c
"Direct translation, 'Very cool.'" -- Jackson
"You don't look too good" -- Jacob
"You're not exactly a vision of beauty yourself, sir" -- Sekmak/Saroosh "I can feel myself talking, but it's not me saying the words, ya know?" -- Jacob
"Don't know. Take your word for it." -- O'Neill
"Apparently, I'm the oldest and wisest among us." -- Jacob
"Oh, geez." -- Carter
"Selmak says, let me see if I can translate this, don't call us, we'll call you." -- Jacob
Spirits
"Oh, please. Aliens are always poking me full of holes." -- O'Neill
"Obviously, we've started our relations on the wrong foot." -- Hammond
"But that's so rare, Sir." -- O'Neill
"My superiors have ordered me to remind you to be diplomatic." -- Hammond
"Just as I would be." -- O'Neill
"Sam. First command. Cool." -- O'Neill
"Creepy..." -- Jackson
"Captain Samantha Carter, SGC." -- Carter
"Long name." -- Tonan�
"I won't lie to you. There is a problem. We have to find Jack." -- Jackson
"Okay. He's not in here." -- Tonan�
"Are you you?" -- Jackson
"Yeah. You?" -- O'Neill
"What?" -- Jackson
"Never mind..." -- O'Neill
"How do I know you're really Daniel?" -- O'Neill
"Because." -- Jackson
"Yeah. Okay." -- O'Neill
Touchstone
"Carter wants to get a closer look with some of her specialized... do-hickeys." -- O'Neill
"Do-hickeys?" -- Hammond
"I believe that's the technical term, Sir." -- O'Neill
"We came here in peace, and we intend to go in one. Piece." -- O'Neill
"Let me give you a little life lesson about thieves. They're not really in touch with their feminine side." -- O'Neill
"Have you been watching the Weather Channel?" -- Jackson
"I'm more of a C-SPAN guy." -- O'Neill
"Case of the left hand not knowing what the right foot is doing, Sir?" -- O'Neill
"Colonel, I need some documents hand-delivered to the Groom Lake Facility." -- Hammond
"Are those documents sensitive enough to warrant a three-man team with a Jaffa escort, Sir?" -- O'Neill
"Absolutely." -- Hammond
"Is this where you're keeping the little green men?" -- O'Neill
"There are no alien life forms at Area 51." -- Reynolds
"Present company excluded, of course." -- O'Neill
"If you're looking for specific answers, I'd ask that you be a little less cryptic with your questions." -- Maybourne
"Fine. Where's the damn touchstone?" -- O'Neill
I don't know who's giving you orders, Maybourne, but they had better come from where the air is real thin." -- O'Neill
"Is that a threat, Colonel?" -- Maybourne
"You tell me the punishment for losing a stargate." -- O'Neill
"Let's just put out an A.P.B. for a huge, honkin', two-story metal ring with 39 little pictures all nicely engraved on it." -- O'Neill
"Strange things happen in high places. People get reassigned, so does property. Artifacts get misplaced. Orders change. Every day's a new day." -- Maybourne
The Fifth Race
"Weeeeellllll, this was an intergalactic waste of time." -- O'Neill
"Daniel, how long you figure we ought to hang out here and scratch our cosmic heads?" -- O'Neill
"Well, we can't just give up." -- Jackson
"Why not?" -- O'Neill
"Teal'c look, I looked, it grabbed my head, I passed out, I came to, we're here, we're home ...Can we go?" -- O'Neill
DOWNLOAD
"You just said there's nothing cruvas with you." -- Jackson
"I did not." -- O'Neill
"Yes, you did." -- Jackson
"No I didn't." -- O'Neill
"Yes, you did." -- Jackson
"Didn't" -- O'Neill
"Did" -- Jackson
"Didn't" -- O'Neill
"Did" -- Jackson
"Cruvas, what is that??" -- O'Neill
"I don't know." -- Jackson
DOWNLOAD
"Apparently I have lost the fallatus to speak properly. That wasn't a joke! I didn't do that on purpose!" -- O'Neill
"Understand this there was once an alliance of four great races in the galaxy: the Asgard, the Nox" -- Asgard
"Met them" -- O'Neill
"The Furlings" -- Asgrad
"Don't know them" -- O'Neill
"And the ancients the builders of the stargates" -- Asgrad
"That's a pretty heady group" -- O'Neill
"Um, well, my translation is a little bit vague, I think the circle means 'The Place of Our Legacy'. Um... Or it could be 'A Piece of Our Leg,' but the first seems to make more sense." -- Jackson
DOWNLOAD
"Colonel, what are you doing?" -- Hammond
"I don't know, Sir. You know me and computers." -- O'Neill
"No idea. Well, actually not no idea, just not much of one yet, but work on it." -- Jackson
"What is the reason for these padded gloves, O'Neill?" -- Teal'c
"So we don't hurt each other. ...I'll be honest with you, Teal'c: it's so you don't hurt me." -- O'Neill
DOWNLOAD
A Matter Of Time
"What's with the 'worm' part? The 'worm' thing -- I, I don't get that." -- O'Neill
"That's just a metaphor." -- Carter
"Right, I knew that." -- O'Neill
"If we don't open the iris..." -- Carter
"...the next thud we hear, will be Henry Boyd's team." -- O'Neill
"Is that proper military terminology? What, exactly, does 'funky' mean, Sergeant?" -- Cromwell
"Will you stop that?!" -- O'Neill
"We're in trouble, Sir." -- Carter
"Thank you... Think of something." -- O'Neill
"Don't even pretend you understood that." -- Cromwell
"Captain, relativity gives me a headache." -- Hammond
"Man, she is..." -- Cromwell
"...way smarter than we are. I know." -- O'Neill
Holiday
"All right, describe for me the dress your sister wore last week when I took her out." -- O'Neill
"I don't have a sister, Jack, and if I did, I wouldn't let you near her." -- Daniel/in Ma'chello
"It did not go well, General Hammond." -- Teal'c/in O'Neill
"Ya think??" -- O'Neill/in Teal'c
"How do you feel, physically?" -- Carter
"Peachy." -- O'Neill/in Daniel
"Shave my head?!?! Eeezh..." -- O'Neill
Serpent's Song
"I say we beat whatever information we can out of old Snake Boy, open that gate, and toss him back to the sharks." -- O'Neill
"That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute. You are your god. That's a problem." -- O'Neill
"Yeah, basically he was the original Satan." -- Jackson
"Well, isn't that special." -- O'Neill
One False Step
"Deja vu." -- Jackson
"I am unfamiliar with that term." -- Teal'c
"It means, I feel like I've been here before." -- Jackson
"That is correct, Daniel Jackson. Yesterday, when we first arrived on this planet." -- Teal'c
"Right. What was I thinking?" -- Jackson
"I thought it looked bald, white and naked." -- O'Neill
"It could be their national pastime, for all we know. Maybe they've got low blood sugar..." -- O'Neill
"I'm going to stick around and work on this quarantine thing with Plant Boy, here." -- O'Neill
"Fine, knock yourself out. Go ahead, go play in the street. Don't forget your sunblock." -- O'Neill
"On a good day, you can be a little flaky." -- O'Neill
"And on a good day, you can be a little ignorant and condescending." -- Jackson
"Not condescending." -- O'Neill
"How about mythology?" -- Jackson
"Rumors, lies, fairy tales." -- O'Neill
"See?! See, see see see see?!?" -- Jackson
"Could you keep an eye on this plant thing for me?" -- Jackson
"I will keep both of my eyes on it, Daniel Jackson." -- Teal'c
"I talk to my plants, okay?" -- Carter
Show and Tell
"Okay. Limited helpfulness, right there." -- O'Neill
"They're Goa'uld, Teal'c. That's their job." -- O'Neill
1969
"This time of year, the direct line between P2X-555 and the Earth takes us within 70,000 miles of the sun. I have to update the computer's drift calculation to include gravitational space-time warping." -- Carter
"We know that!" -- O'Neill
DOWNLOAD
"How'd you know that would work?" -- O'Neill
"I did not." -- Teal'c
DOWNLOAD
"Little bump in the calculations, Captain?" -- O'Neill
"I'm sorry, sir. I don't know what to say." -- Carter
"Well, I'll tell you what, get us back home and we'll say it never happened." -- O'Neill
DOWNLOAD
"We also cannot tell anyone who we are or where we're from." -- Carter
"This is a top secret facility. Anonymity does not go over big here." -- O'Neill
DOWNLOAD
"Captain James T. Kirk, of the Starship Enterprise." -- O'Neill
"Your dog tags say otherwise." -- Thornbird
"They're lying." -- O'Neill
DOWNLOAD
"Our cameras saw some sort of weapon." -- Thornbird
"Well, it's hard to say." -- O'Neill"
"Some sort of state secret?" -- Thornbird
"No, just difficult to pronounce." -- O'Neill
DOWNLOAD
"All right, I'll be honest with you Bob. My name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker." -- O'Neill
DOWNLOAD
"Listen. I don't know where we're headed, but they'll probably try to split us up. So we're not going to have much time to.." -- O'Neill
"�escape and hopefully live out the rest of our lives without affecting history." -- Carter
"Or..." -- O'Neill
"I can't think of an "or" at the moment, sir." -- Carter
"No 'or?'" -- Jackson
"There is an 'or.'" -- O'Neill
"There's an 'or?'" -- Jackson
"Sir, you can't just will something to happen because you want it to be a certain way." -- Carter
"Captain ... where there's a will, there's an 'or!'" -- O'Neill
DOWNLOAD
"In order to preserve our past, Katherine has to meet you for the first time years from now." -- Carter
"So we go in disguise. Pretend to be ... foreigners." -- Jackson
"How are you gonna do that?" -- O'Neill
"Well, I speak 23 different languages. Pick one." -- Jackson
DOWNLOAD
"I am not at liberty to reveal my identity." -- Teal'c
"Far out." -- Michael
"How did you know?" -- Lt. Hammond
"Because we know you. We will know you. And for some reason, thirty years ago, you decided we were gonna need help. Otherwise, you wouldn't be standing there with a note. Now are you gonna listen to yourself?" -- O'Neill
DOWNLOAD
"You know, the 'Vette blew it when they went with that body style. They used to be so cool." -- O'Neill
"Actually, I was about four and a half years old in '69." -- Jackson
DOWNLOAD
"So what'd you do?" -- Girl
"We didn't, uh, we didn't do anything." -- Jackson
"We've got a little problem with ... the establishment." -- O'Neill
"I so relate to that." -- Girl
"So if you could take us as far as New York, we'd�." -- Carter
"I really love your hair." -- Girl
"Thanks." -- Carter
DOWNLOAD
"Your thing ... uh, that thing ... what's it symbolise? Peace?" -- Michael
"Slavery. To false gods." -- Teal'c
"Right on!" -- Michael
DOWNLOAD
"We're even thinking of crossing the border up to Canada." -- Michael
"For what reason?" -- Teal'c
"You know, man. The war." -- Michael
"The war with Canada?" -- Teal'c
"No..." -- Michael
"You said ... that you were in trouble with the establishment." -- Girl
"And ... we are." -- O'Neill
"We are." -- Jackson
"Just not the establishment of this planet. No, it's true, Michael. We came to Earth to hide among your people, a long, long time ago..." -- O'Neill
"From a galaxy far, far away." -- Jackson
"But now it's time to go home, and we need your help." -- O'Neill
DOWNLOAD
"Listen, I really have to say this. The two of you have been unbelievably..." -- O'Neill
"Groovy." -- Jackson
"Groovy, I think, is the word." -- O'Neill
DOWNLOAD
"Auntie Em! Auntie Em!" -- O'Neill
DOWNLOAD
"Oh, by the way, Colonel. With interest, you owe me $539.50." -- Hammond
"Yes, sir" -- O'Neill
DOWNLOAD
Out Of Mind
"I have more questions, but that can wait." -- Jackson
"Damn cost cutting." -- O'Neill
"You know, you really should do something about the breath." -- O'Neill
"How do we contact the Asgards so that we might align with their forces?" -- Hathor
"Try Roswell. Little place in New Mexico." -- O'Neill
NEXT PAGE
