WILD THING
Season 2
The Serpent's Lair
In the Line Of Duty
Prisoners
The Gamekeeper
Need
Thor's Chariot
Message in a Bottle
Family
Secrets
Bane
The Tok'ra Part 1
The Serpent's Lair
"Well, I suppose now is the time for me to say something profound... Nothing comes to mind." -- O'Neill
"This is turning out to be a bad day..." -- O'Neill
"Carter, if someone comes in here, you... bite him in the hand." -- O'Neill
"From space, we should appear to be a vulnerable and unsuspecting world." -- Samuels
"Got 'em just where you want 'em, do you, Samuels?" -- Hammond
"Well, we have a number of, shuttles." -- O'Neill/Jackson
"These... shuttles, they are a formidable craft?" -- Bra'Tac
"Oh, yeah. Yeah. Bad day." -- O'Neill
"What are the odds of taking out a ship like this with four gliders and, MAYBE, a shuttle?" -- O'Neill
"I think a better idea is to get the other guys to lay down their lives for their world first." -- O'Neill
"We shall have to cross that bridge when we come to it." -- Bra-Tac
"You know, that particular clich� doesn't... always work." -- O'Neill
"Now we die." -- Bra-Tac
"Well, that's a bad plan." -- O'Neill
In the Line of Duty
"They might have been a little concerned because we just kicked the crap out of Apophis." -- O'Neill
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"You are weak." -- Jolinar
"Who's behind bars right now?" -- O'Neill
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"They would not have killed me. I am too valuable." -- Jolinar
"Which is exactly why we'll never let you go." -- O'Neill
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"Not every Goa'uld is an enemy to the people of this planet. The Tok'ra are real, no matter what Apophis has told you." -- Jolinar
"I have yet to meet one." -- Teal'c
"You have now. I am Jolinar of Malk'shur." -- Jolinar
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"Can you be sure he is who he says he is?" -- O'Neill
"I can not." -- Teal'c
"Unfortunately, we do not carry identification." -- Jolinar
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"Hear this. The days of the Goa'uld System Lords are numbered. Tell them that I died with hope. My death only feeds the fire that burns strong in the Tok'ra." -- Jolinar
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"Are you injured?" -- Teal'c
"Dumb question. But thank you. I think." -- Jackson
"You are welcome." -- Teal'c
"Just don't ever do that again." -- Jackson
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"The Goa'uld gave its life for me. It saved me." -- Carter
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Prisoners
"Well, this sucks." -- O'Neill
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"Teal'c, look scary and take point." -- O'Neill
"Well, Teal'c, makin' friends, are you?" -- O'Neill
"What are we in here for?" -- Carter
"Jaywalking. I think." -- O'Neill
"The things I do for these people..." -- Hammond
"P2A-509!" -- Jackson
"Little brain damage along the way?" -- O'Neill
"And this just came to you?" -- O'Neill
"No, this came to me while I was suffocating." -- Jackson
The Gamekeeper
"General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smartass, are you cracked?" -- O'Neil
"Are you going back in or not, Colonel?" -- Hammond
"I'm already in!" -- O'Neill
"Where are we going?" -- Jackson
"Back through the gate to show them what their planet looks like... in our memories... before the virtual reality... leave me alone..." -- O'Neill
Need
"Lately I get this weird feeling when I'm near Teal'c." -- Carter
"Hey, who doesn't?" -- O'Neill
"You know, I've seen an awful lot of union violations around here." -- O'Neill
"Hi-ho, hi-ho, back to work." -- O'Neill
"We call them 'trees.'" -- Shyla
"Ah... um, so do we." -- Jackson
"Because you're my destiny." -- Shyla
"Whaa... What??" -- Jackson
"Surprisingly difficult to kill you, isn't it?" -- O'Neill
"We had a nice time, Sir. Carter picked up some naquadah, Teal'c made some new friends as usual, Daniel got engaged, and um... I'm gonna hit the showers." -- O'Neill
Thor's Chariot
"You all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive, however, we did destroy their de-Go'aulding thing, might not they look unkindly on that?" -- O'Neill
"Hey! Hey! Watch where you're pointing that thing!" -- O'Neill
"Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up." -- Teal'c
"This is the Hall of Might?" -- Jackson
"You were expecting something different?" -- Gairwyn
"Well, uh... maybe a hall." -- Jackson
"I don't suppose this is the best time to bring up my problem with heights." -- Jackson
"We met the real Thor." -- Jackson
"Did ya, now? Nice fella?" -- O'Neill
Message in a Bottle
"You all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive, however, we did destroy their de-Go'aulding thing, might not they look unkindly on that?" -- O'Neill
"Hey! Hey! Watch where you're pointing that thing!" -- O'Neill
"Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up." -- Teal'c
"This is the Hall of Might?" -- Jackson
"You were expecting something different?" -- Gairwyn
"Well, uh... maybe a hall." -- Jackson
"I don't suppose this is the best time to bring up my problem with heights." -- Jackson
"We met the real Thor." -- Jackson
"Did ya, now? Nice fella?" -- O'Neill
Family
"We can grab Teal'c's kid, and nail this mother... Goa'uld in one sweep." -- O'Neill
"My name is Fro'tak, of the High Cliffs." -- Fro'tak
"Jack, of the Windy City." -- O'Neill
"No wonder these guys are always cranky." -- O'Neill
Secrets
"What do you say you and I blow off this medal ceremony thing and go with the boys?" -- O'Neill
"I retired myself one time. Couldn't stay away." -- O'Neill
"From your analysis of deep space radar telemetry?" -- Jacob
"Well, it's just so damn fascinating." -- O'Neill
"General, Captain, General, Waiter..." -- O'Neill
"It's "O'Neill", with two L's. There's another Colonel O'Neill with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all." -- O'Neill
"You dare challenge me?" -- Heru'ur
"I was thinking about it." -- O'Neill
"It is a lengthy tale, O'Neill." -- Teal'c
"Long story, Teal'c." -- O'Neill
Bane
"Witness if you will, a ghost town." -- O'Neill
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"What is that?" -- Hammond
"Those are bugs, sir! Big, ugly bugs!" -- O'Neill
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"All I'm saying is that not withstanding what happened to Teal'c, there might be invaluable technology on that planet." -- Carter
"Carter, there are bugs on that planet. Big, huge, ugly, honkin' bugs." -- O'Neill
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"If we do find Teal'c soon, we might have a way of saving him." -- Carter
"Okay. That's good news." -- O'Neill
"But...someone has to go back to BP63Q1 and catch one of those alien insects. Preferably alive." -- Carter
"And that would be the bad news." -- Jackson
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"He saved your smarmy ass, and everyone else on this planet. Does that count for anything in your world?" -- O'Neill
"Absolutely, and I am thrilled to get the chance to thank him personally." -- Maybourne
"General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man." -- O'Neill
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"This is still my responsibility." -- Maybourne
"Oh, I'm holding you responsible, Maybourne, don't you fret." -- O'Neill
"Striking an officer is a quick way to a court martial." -- Maybourne
"I'm not gonna hit you, Maybourne. I'm gonna shoot you." -- O'Neill
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"I'll remove myself when you tell me how they do tattoos like that in Chulak." -- Punk
"The skin is cut with an orac knife, and pure molten gold is poured into the wound." -- Teal'c
"Ow, man, don't that hurt when they do that?" -- Punk
"Tremendously." -- Teal'c
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"What's in it for me?" -- Ally
"Peanuts and caramel." -- Teal'c
"Don't sweat it." -- Ally
"I can not prevent it." -- Teal'c
"I meant OK" -- Ally
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"Listen, you're a sitting duck down here." -- Ally
"And ducks are bad?" -- Teal'c
"Uh... the sitting kind are." -- Ally
"It's too bad you can't zap it with those paddles, like they do on ER..." -- O'Neill
"Pack your bug spray, kids." -- O'Neill
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"What type of weapon do you possess?" -- Teal'c
"This? I'll show you, it's just a water gun. I was playing, see?" -- Ally
*squirts him, causes Teal'c to make a startled sound*
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"I ain't seen nobody, and even if I did, I wouldn't tell you." -- Ally
"Why's that?" -- Maybourne
"Because...I don't like the way you smell." -- Ally
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"Can't be easy, knowing the thing you despise most about yourself is what saved your life." -- Jackson
"Hey. even I'm glad he's got the snake" -- O'Neill
"Guess we shouldn't have loaded it, huh?" -- Jackson
"How else would she defend herself?" -- Teal'c
*He takes out own water gun and squirts Daniel before running off.* "How else?" -- Jackson
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The Tok'ra Part 1
"I should have shot him." -- O'Neill
"They are hunted and despised by the Goa'uld." -- Teal'c
"Yes! My kind of guys." -- O'Neill
"Captain, you're more like your father than you'd like to admit." -- Hammond
"Where's that yellow brick road when you need it, eh, Dorothy?" -- O'Neill
"You know, in some galaxies, this is called loitering. How long do you think we can keep it up?" -- O'Neill
"Well, I guess we all start shooting. There's blood, death, hard feelings. It'd suck." -- O'Neill
"So, take me to your leader." -- O'Neill
"Okay, son. But I want you to have her back by 11:00, you understand?" -- O'Neill
"Well, that kinda sucks." -- O'Neill
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