METALLICA - ENTER SANDMAN


Season 1


Bloodlines Fire and Water Hathor Singularity Cor-Ai Enigma Solitudes Tin Man There But For the Grace of God Politics
Within the Serpent's Grasp


Bloodlines

"Uh, a minute ago we were warriors of great skill and cunning." -- Jackson

"Let's just say that nobody believes in anyone with glowing eyes and a snake in his head." -- O'Neill

"Bingo. Goa'uld larvae." -- Jackson

Well, that was insane..." -- Jackson

"Well, we'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it" -- O'Neill
"No, the bridge is too well guarded" -- Bra'Tac


Fire and Water

"Just get me out of this damn thing!" -- O'Neill
*smashes window*
"You know that's my car, don't you?" -- Hammond
"You should get that window fixed..." -- O'Neill

"Uh, this is a long story." -- Jackson
"Yeah, I'll bet." -- Carter
"Tell us about it over sushi." -- O'Neill

"Memorial service??" -- Jackson
"The Colonel said some nice things." -- Carter
"He... he did. He did?" -- Jackson


Hathor

"Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music." -- Jackson
"Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?" -- O'Neill

"For you, we will forever hold a special place... here." -- Hathor
"Well, that's very special. Thank you." -- O'Neill

"Good to have you back, Colonel." -- Carter
"What, I left?" -- O'Neill


Singulatity

"Well, a black hole is this really big thing, well basically it's a massive... hole, out there. And what happens is everything gets sucked into it, even light. That's why we can't see it, it just gets... sucked in." -- O'Neill
"Thank you." -- Teal'c
"Sure." -- O'Neill


Cor-Ai

"Daniel, it's important that we respect our elders." -- O'Neill
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"Well, it's just that I've never actually heard you referred to as a diplomat. I think antagonist was the word used." -- Jackson
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"It is one of their favourite places to harvest hosts for Go'auld absorption" -- Teal'c
"You know, I wish you wouldn't say 'harvest.' We're talking about human beings, not Brussels sprouts." -- Jackson
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"Why does it always have to be a religious thing with you? Maybe they're coming from a swap meet." -- O'Neill

"Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people's affairs." -- Hammond
"Since when, Sir?" -- O'Neill


Enigma

"Promoted? Talk about failing upwards." -- O'Neill

"What do you mean, 'disappeared'?" -- Maybourne
"I mean, like, 'poof', Sir." -- Airwoman

"You are anything but primitive, Samantha. What your mind doesn't know, your heart fills in." -- Narim
"I don't know what that means exactly, but it's beautiful." -- Carter
"Which is exactly what it means." -- Narim
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"God, I love those people." -- O'Neill
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"What?" -- O'Neill
"Oh...just thinking about what the little guy with funny hair once told us." -- Jackson
"'The very young do not always do as they're told.'" -- O'Neill
"Yeah." -- Jackson
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Solitudes

"You wouldn't think jagged bone digging into raw nerves would hurt, but it does." -- O'Neill

"I hit the ground. Go figure." -- O'Neill

"I don't think you should move." -- Carter
"Probably not, but my butt's freezing to the ground." -- O'Neill

"I think I cracked a rib, too." -- O'Neill
"Why didn't you say something?" -- Carter
"I was afraid you'd try to put a splint on it." -- O'Neill

"I didn't know you could cook." -- Carter
"I can't, but my melted ice is to die for." -- O'Neill

"If we don't make it, I won't have any regrets. You?" -- Carter
"I'll regret dying." -- O'Neill

"What happens when you dial your own phone number? Wrong person to ask. What happens when you dial your own phone number?" -- Jackson to Teal'c, and to Hammond


Tin Man

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your colonel speaking. Welcome to P3X-niner-eight-niner where it's a balmy... room temperature." -- O'Neill
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"Well, the lights are on, but there's noooobody home." -- O'Neill
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"Colonel Jack O'Neill, Kumbaya." -- O'Neill
"Com-traya." -- Harlan
"Whatever." -- O'Neill


There But For The Grace Of God

"Loosely translated, it means 'turn back.'" -- Teal'c
"Does it elaborate?" -- O'Neill

"Oh, I really hate it when this happens." -- Jackson

"Good morning, campers!" -- O'Neill
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"I take it they're not engaged in your reality?" -- Katherine
"No." -- Jackson
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"Big guy, gold emblem on his head, Goa'uld in his stomach, you can't miss him." -- Jackson

"Uh oh... ." -- Jackson
"What?" -- Carter
"I think I'm dead." -- Jackson
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"Oh, I'd say we pissed the Goa'uld off just as much as you have, maybe even more." -- Jackson

"Oh yeah. I also wish to blow us all to hell." -- Carter


Politics

"Politics isn't my strong suit, but doesn't President outrank Senator?" -- O'Neill

"How about a bake sale? Yard sale? Garage?" -- O'Neill
"This is what I look like when I'm not laughing, Colonel." -- Hammond
"Car wash?" -- O'Neill

"Oh, you're right, we'll just upload a computer virus into the mother ship." -- Jackson


Within the Serpent's Grasp

"I believe a medical attack could be successful." -- Teal'c
"Surgical attack, Teal'c. It's called a surgical attack, and I'd feel like an idiot." -- O'Neill

"Uh, Seen a bathroom around here?" -- O'Neill

"What'd you call it?" -- O'Neill
"Zat'nic'tel." -- Teal'c
"Right. Let's just call it a zat gun, huh?" -- O'Neill
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"I always get a happy tingly feeling when I see those guys." -- O'Neill
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"Somewhat like your television, only much further advanced." -- Teal'c
"Think it gets Showtime?" -- O'Neill
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"Okay. One shot hurts them, two shots kills them. The third shot--" -- O'Neill
"Disintegrates them." -- Teal'c
"Oh. Great. You didn't think this was worthy of mentioning." -- O'Neill
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"Sir, the only way to do that would be to turn this thing around and go back to where we started." -- Carter
"Right, I'll just go tell the pilot." -- Jackson
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