OK, those poor people at the SGC
are forever under attack from all those dastardy Go'auld System Lords,
and this page is dedicated to all those hard working, evil meanies who are forever
trying to take over Tauri/Earth, but are always defeated by our heroes, the
good people of SG1.
First off on the catwalk tonight, we have our most popular and persistant System Lord,
who not so long ago found himself in a position to take over all of Sokar's forces.
Yes, it's that ever popular, Apophis!
With his never-say-die attitude and endless supply of good luck, Jaffa,
and Pyramid Ships, this certain System Lord has won the hearts of many
fans (including mine!). So bow down to APOPHIS!!!!!
Now we're getting to the powerful ones. Ra was ruler of the
System Lords, until a very special present fron a Colonel O'Neill, in
the form of a Nuclear Warhead stopped him in his tracks. ;-)
This Lord was a bit of a one hit wonder, as he kinda died in the Stargate
movie, but he is here, in a totally one off special guest appearance,
with his entire court, Ra!!!!!
Oh, yeah, struf your stuff, just keep that nasty hand device away from me.
Now ladies and gentlemen (especially gentlemen!), if I could turn your attention for a
moment, to the godess of sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, that's right folks, you thought
that she was frozen by O'Neill, but her loyal Jaffa have thawed her out
just for tonight, that's right folks, straight from the sarcoghagus, it's Hathor!!!!
Hold onto your husbands, ladies! And watch where she's pointing that breath.